bokbokosaurus: Steg eating on day one (Default)
bokbokosaurus ([personal profile] bokbokosaurus) wrote2012-02-29 09:29 pm

Then she'll be a true love of mine

Tell her to make me a cambric shirt
Without any seam or needlework
Tell her to wash it in yonder dry well
Where water ne'er sprung nor drop of rain fell
Tell her to dry it on yonder thorn
Which never bore blossom since Adam was born

And when she's managed all of that, do you think she could get my chickens to stop trying to eat their own poop?