Look at it! It's hilarious!

[bokbokosaurus]

If I had unlimited space and resources, and could justify getting a purebred chicken purely for the lulz, I would get me an Appenzeller Spitzhauben. JUST LOOK AT THAT THING. Its facial expression says "DON'T LAUGH AT ME!" and I say, "I'm sorry, puddin', but I can't help it." Utility: eggs? I don't think so. People get those to go in the Comedy Pets Corner along with their fainting goat.